I think he’d rather stay in jail than have this face
SEND ME CHARACTERS TO DRAW THE BUCKLEY FACE ONTO
These may be the greatest words ever compiled in the first sentence of a Wikipedia page.
Maybe if they made stoner metal it would be better
the face of a god
His legs remind me of those failed panoramas.
How can someone be so photogenic and yet still look so…unfuckable?
y’all wanting to fuck a buncha animatronic furries from five nights at freddys, I’m gonna give you five nights at church tbh
i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me
we’re being faced with a serious issue.
there is only 1 sarcasm left
now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.
yeah, okay, i’ll be sure to do that
- calling the legitimate anger of oppressed people “drama” or “hate”
- referring to allocation of human rights as simply “politics”
- referring to basic human empathy as “political correctness”
- the childlike refusal to admit mistakes and throwing a literal tantrum
- "it’s just my opinion"
sign me right the fuck up
Fifty shades of DOOM